sexta-feira, 24 de agosto de 2007

TURBO-FOLK #9

What is Turbo-Folk?
by Rambo Amadeus, World Mega Tsar

TURBO-FOLK is people.
Turbo is a system of injecting fuel by pressure into the cylinder of internal-combustion engine.

TURBO-FOLK is burning of people.
Every support of that burning is TURBO-FOLK.
Inflaming basic instincts of Homo sapiens.

I named it.

Alcohol is TURBO-FOLK
Coca Cola is TURBO-FOLK
Grilling on a skewer is TURBO-FOLK
Porn shops are TURBO-FOLK
Nationalism is TURBO-FOLK
Rave is TURBO-FOLK
Ethno Jazz is TURBO-FOLK

Music is favourite of every muse
harmony of all arts
TURBO-FOLK is not music
Cacophony of all tastes and scents.

Folk is people.
Turbo is a system of injecting fuel by pressure into the cylinder of internal-combustion engine.

I haven’t made up TURBO-FOLK
I named it.

Adolf Hitler is TURBO-FOLK
Human organ trafficking is TURBO-FOLK
Criminals are TURBO-FOLK
Marlboro is TURBO-FOLK
Silicones are TURBO-FOLK
Cocaine is TURBO-FOLK
Jeeps with low profile solid wheels are TURBO-FOLK

System of injecting fuel by pressure into the cylinder of internal-combustion engine.

TURBO-FOLK is burning of people.
Every support of that burning is TURBO-FOLK.
Inflaming basic instincts of Homo sapiens.
I haven’t made up TURBO-FOLK
I named it.

Ballot-paper that gives right to every fool to fill it in properly is TURBO-FOLK
Tattoo, piercing and body art is TURBO-FOLK
Car junk yards are TURBO-FOLK
Sex trafficking is TURBO-FOLK
Registrations with small or round numbers is TURBO-FOLK
McDonalds is TURBO-FOLK
Betting shops are TURBO-FOLK
Coffee shops are TURBO-FOLK
Gold and diamonds are TURBO-FOLK
Eurovision is TURBO-FOLK
Hypermarkets are TURBO-FOLK
Stadiums are TURBO-FOLK
Soap operas are TURBO-FOLK
Fashion designers are TURBO-FOLK
Political marketing is TURBO-FOLK

I haven’t made up TURBO-FOLK
I named it.

(Translation: Jelena)


A Protester (Yury Dyashchenko, 50) in Ukraine Setting his Clothing on Fire