quinta-feira, 11 de fevereiro de 2010

Tryouts

LIÇÃO DE ANDAR A CAVALO SEM CAVALO
FATHER Do you know what a saddle is?
DAUGHTER Are you serious?
FATHER Do you know what a horse is?
DAUGHTER You are serious.
FATHER A horse is an animal. You’re an animal, too. The horse is your horse. And you’re his animal.
DAUGHTER Are you talking about sex?
FATHER What did you say?
DAUGHTER Are you talking about sex?
FATHER Jesus! What’s wrong with you, kiddo? Ever since we got away you’ve been acting strange.
DAUGHTER It’s this silence.
FATHER What’s wrong with it?
DAUGHTER Don’t know. Gives me the creeps.
FATHER Haven’t I taught you not to fear?
DAUGHTER You did, dad.
FATHER I’m going to teach how to shoot then. That’ll make you braver.